A song about Zombies, by the Gorillaz. It is sung by 2D and includes pieces from "Dawn of the Dead" and "Day of the Dead."
Hip Albatross lyrics: "I was born a zombie by Mercury By the sea.
by A Skull April 17, 2006
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When your mates are driving a car and you're on the roof screwing a girl whilst flapping your arms like an albatross.
Dave's got the best car for an albatross flight.
by Supersmoothrockstarplatypus January 23, 2009
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The coolest of the cool. Used to indicated the epitome of awesome. The best situation possible.
"You and me, baby, we are sittin outside with the hookah. This is so albatross!"
"Did you really kick ass on that last test? That is so albatross."
"My favorite movie, Star-Trek, is albatross!"
by Beni G May 11, 2009
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The former level 60 orc hunter on the smolderthorn server. His guild, Énvy, was the first native smolderthorn guild to down nefarian. Also known as big bird.
Albatross was the fifth hunter with Rhok'delar.
by Alba T. Ross December 13, 2007
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something that flies around the sun, and closely resembles a pilk dog
wow that is one big ass albatross
by Jon Mueller June 23, 2004
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1. A man who refuses to show any enthusiam towards work or any other activity other than squash or drinking beer and eating a steak.

2. A man willing to engage in a sexual act that involves lying on his back, taking one in the shitter, the mouth and wanking off two others.
Kim Beasley, Fat Al, Fat Albatross, dog fucker
by mooroobool November 13, 2013
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to bring bad luck by accident/circumstance; to jinx.

Taken from "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner", a narrative poem in which a sailor shoots and kills an albatross, a seabird said to bring good luck to sailors. The killer is cursed to spend eternity wandering the Antarctic Ocean unless he confesses his sin.

He drifts alone for several years, but finally prays for forgiveness and is saved, gaining a respect for God's creation in the process (the moral of the poem).

Invented at Michigan Lutheran High School.
Bob: We lost the football playoffs; who shot the albatross?
Alice: I did; I accidentally spilled some salt at lunch...

Alice: Don't cross your legs when playing poker. That's the poker equivalent of shooting an albatross.

Bob: If you end up on the cover of a Madden game, you'll shoot the albatross, so to speak, and end your career.
by HC Drezz March 9, 2011
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