When your girl is on her period, so you put a tampon inside the freezer and then stick it in her ass while fucking her.
by nuttery October 23, 2017
by Kissingtheshadows March 25, 2005
Having sex through the nose, and once the guy ejaculates, the girl sneezes, and the snot is white, like Alaska.
by Vagina McNuggets October 24, 2013
The act where three people, generally two guys and one girl where the first guy masturbates with an egg until it breaks in the ass. He then proceeds to fuck the girl while the other guy fills his egged up hole to the limit.
Guy 1: You wanna have a threesome with me and my girlfriend tomorrow?
Guy 2: Sure, I'll bring some eggs and we can do the Alaskan Yev.
Guy 2: Sure, I'll bring some eggs and we can do the Alaskan Yev.
by Maxie<3Yev June 10, 2013
when you take a nice firm shit, then freeze it for 24 hours. after 24 hours the shit is pulled out, mildly thawed, and then brought into bed. this is usually used in the case of lesbians, but can work if you're a motivated gay as shit couple of guys. to spice things up eat corn before the shit.
1. Sindy: Roxanne get your big beautiful black ass over here.
Roxanne: Do I smell what I think I smell?!
Sindy: Fuck yes you beautiful bitch you're about to get an adult dose of alaskan freezie
Verb
Tim: Yeah, my gay as shit boyfriend Dave alaskan freezied my tight asshole last night.
Roxanne: Do I smell what I think I smell?!
Sindy: Fuck yes you beautiful bitch you're about to get an adult dose of alaskan freezie
Verb
Tim: Yeah, my gay as shit boyfriend Dave alaskan freezied my tight asshole last night.
by yourlocalbaconconsumer April 10, 2017
Fucking a bad ass chick in a long john silvers freezer, lubed up with the blubber of wales you've poached
by Tanning Chatum April 21, 2017
Brah!, I love your mom but you got to tell her to stop giving alaskan paintjobs to her clients. If she does that shit, pun intended, again she is fired.
by Joe Joker May 5, 2011