by john00 January 18, 2018
The act of violently shitting on your partner, then using a taser to their testicles during their climax.
“Did you get laid last night?”
“Yes, but she pulled the Alaskan Thunderstorm, and even after an intense shower I still smell like shit .”
“Yes, but she pulled the Alaskan Thunderstorm, and even after an intense shower I still smell like shit .”
by fart+piss+shit+cum=screenshot December 8, 2021
A action were you have diarrhoea and shit in a wine glass and swirl with your finger then lick your finger then put your erect dick in the wine swirl it then get your girl to suck your dick you do this till she shits herself
by Tkgaming yt March 30, 2021
Noun
A theoretical store that doesn't exist but should.
The nearest Trader Joe's to Anchorage, Alaska is a 40 hour drive away.
Don't complain that you have to drive an hour to get to Trader Joe's. You have been spoiled.
A theoretical store that doesn't exist but should.
The nearest Trader Joe's to Anchorage, Alaska is a 40 hour drive away.
Don't complain that you have to drive an hour to get to Trader Joe's. You have been spoiled.
by S.J. Bafalto June 18, 2023
Alaskan toilet paper is when you take a nasty ass shit and flatten it out with a rolling pin and freeze it and then use the frozen shit patty to wipe your ass after you take a shit
by blakesmittty June 22, 2017
To fart into one's "partner's" mouth, causing their cheeks to inflate and mildly imitate a blowfish. It can possibly be done to someone sleeping.
by EtymaDrums June 10, 2015
when a woman is giving a man a blow job and just before he cums he says something such as i have herpes than the woman will try to pull away but then the man pushes her head deep onto his cock than ejaculates through her sinuses causes the semen to leak out of her nose this is similar to laughing with milk in your mouth.
by Swaggy chicken man 3000 yeeahh September 19, 2018