by Goldenthug18 November 5, 2015
by imyourvsco March 17, 2021
Elitist investment bank that takes great pride in recruiting analyst only from Ivy League schools (in the United States, of course).
Mark: Hey Boris, I am about to graduate with a 4.0 GPA from a southern liberal arts college, I also have received a Nobel prize nomination! Furthermore, my father is a Nobel Laureate. I feel like applying for a job at Goldman Sachs in New York, do you think I have a chance?
Boris: I believe you're more than qualified, go for it!
Goldman Sachs Recruiter: Dear Mark, I regret to inform you that although you have some minor scholastic and personal achievements, you are not pedigreed like we are. Please stay away from us, do not call us, write us, or mention our name in vain. Thank you for your interest in our firm. Mr Recruiter
Boris: I believe you're more than qualified, go for it!
Goldman Sachs Recruiter: Dear Mark, I regret to inform you that although you have some minor scholastic and personal achievements, you are not pedigreed like we are. Please stay away from us, do not call us, write us, or mention our name in vain. Thank you for your interest in our firm. Mr Recruiter
by Chaninn May 2, 2006
A black hole where, with the assistance of the Treasury Secretary, Congress and Presidents, sachs and sachs of taxpayer money has been sucked up by schecklemensch.
Do you know why our taxes are going to be raised? YEP
Do you know who is pulling the strings in DC? YEP
Are you going to tell us how this happened? NOPE
Do you know where I should look for a schecklemensch? YEP
Well?
They hang around Goldman Sachs.
Do you know who is pulling the strings in DC? YEP
Are you going to tell us how this happened? NOPE
Do you know where I should look for a schecklemensch? YEP
Well?
They hang around Goldman Sachs.
by ktedidit January 15, 2010
Financial Al-Qaeda:
According to legendary investor and great philanthrophist Warren Buffet, Derivatives are Weapons of Mass Destruction. Goldman Sachs is the organization that has perfected the art of using these Financial WMDs to screw the common and worldwide economy to the best of their advantage, just like Al-Qaeda wants to use WMDs for theirs.
According to legendary investor and great philanthrophist Warren Buffet, Derivatives are Weapons of Mass Destruction. Goldman Sachs is the organization that has perfected the art of using these Financial WMDs to screw the common and worldwide economy to the best of their advantage, just like Al-Qaeda wants to use WMDs for theirs.
While the unemployment rate in usa exceeded 10% the executives at Goldman Sachs were busy giving themselves billions in dollars of bonuses out of taxpayers money.
by Screwed Citizen April 30, 2010
by the big gimp September 22, 2005
When the Spanish teacher lays down some nasty pipe on the 100% disabled girl and the pine causes her to have a seizure and die. A dirty Sachs can also result from receiving too much naughty dome.
MR. SAch - wsp nigeee im about to give this mafk a dirty sachs.
Kira (disabled person) - Yes do it I wan dirty sachs is fire
Kira (disabled person) - Yes do it I wan dirty sachs is fire
by mrwhittisperve6969 April 21, 2020