An absolutely EPIC individual with limited weaknesses. Merlin's most powerful feat is when he managed to grasp a red giant star and snuff it out with a mere clench of his mighty fist. Merlin shows many traits of the fictional character Sans from Undertale. Merlin runs fast enough to combust air molecules. Merlin has easily beaten Barry Allen, also known as the Flash, in a race without breaking a sweat. On the daily, Merlin will scrape in mountains of women that of the attractiveness of the porn star, Mia Khalifa. Of course, Merlin does not even spare a passing glance at these women, as if Merlin were to get in bed with one, the energy produced my Merlin's activity would decimate all molecules within the female's body. The only mistake that Merlin has ever made was when he spilled a subway meatball sub in math class, however this is easily forgivable. He is also a quadrillionare philanthropist, youtube star, body builder, attractive person, and a god among men. Merlin works alongside Jeff, which is an unbelievably powerful combination of heroes. Merlin has a classic phrase, "Sup dude?" and this phrase is what provides our will to live. All people named Merlin have these abilities, but their consciousnesses are combined to make one entity.
by mosquitofork666 August 24, 2018
When a chick is blowing a man and said man pulls out of her mouth and blows his load on her chin. As the man sauce drips from the chin it forms a pointy white merlin-like beard
Todd: Have you gotten a blow job from your girlfriend yet?
James: Hell Yea!... I gave her the Merlin last night!
James: Hell Yea!... I gave her the Merlin last night!
by Chardstar35 January 14, 2009
When you say something is Merlin you are saying it is great, awesome or rad to the max . The definition derives from the world Wizard that doesn't do the awesomeness the justice it deserves.
Last night was totally merlin, it couldn't have been better.
That back double tricky you did was merlin!
That layout for that ad is merlin.
That back double tricky you did was merlin!
That layout for that ad is merlin.
by grassharper July 20, 2009
A word used to replace the overused words "sick/cool/legit". Based off an idea from some white kid in Palo Alto, CA. Derived from merlin as something magical/cool, and therefor, awesome.
by Merlin 650 December 19, 2008
An all-powerful dick wizard, gives temporary penises to all your female companions. The perfect solution for lesbians and futa fetishes. Enables swordfights for both genders.
by ChaosInACan June 10, 2020
A queer magician from a far away Galaxy, referered to by his homo sexual french Canadian band of wizard homo's as "Alexandre" When he is not casting spells to have sex with drunk men at his local bar in Dorval, you can find Merlin blowing guys on a backstreet in his Mustang space machine.
by joey stuffs December 10, 2011
by Merlin the goat November 8, 2020