cooneys the surname
THE COONEY FAMILY ARE THE SEXIEST ALIVE
by Gozozo March 2, 2021
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A Fat Kid Who Lives In A Ghost Town Named COONEYTOWN

ALSO KNOW AS COONZILLA OR COONEY THE FAT
COONEYS FAT!
by POOPIE CACA March 29, 2010
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A yellow to light-skin African American;Resembling the yellowish color under the tail of a raccoon's ass.(Commonly used in Louisiana, Texas, and other southern states)
Y'all seen that Cooney runnin' down the street with that stolen TV?
by Dr. Fapenstien Ph.D, MD July 2, 2011
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Cooney means something bad/ugly/stupid/crazy- a general 'mean' word. Another way of describing it is that it is 'butterz to da max' lol.
"Ya' little cooney bitch!"
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"She's cooney in da brain!"
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"That dress she was wearing was bare cooney!"
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"This is not good! This is like, COONEY!"
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"Shut your little cooney mouth, ya cooney bastard!"
by happy cusser October 28, 2011
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when you see a really short, ugly kid you scream COONEY!
person 1: omg look at that kid.

person 2: lol what a cooney!
by thereallove January 13, 2011
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Mayson Cooney is a girl that lives in the trees with stoner goblins in the forests of New Zealand. Mayson Cooney is proof that god exists. Mayson Cooney is beyond cool. She sits in the trees and smokes out the goblins. She got a Masters degree from Auckland University as a Marijuana Farmer. She asked for cheez its but The Goblins gave her a magical potion and instead starts to hallucinate. She can sometimes be found next to the Giant Rock dropping acid with the fairies. Her morning begins by taking a bong rip from Chads rasta bong and then when she gets the munchies she calls jesus on the phone to get a pizza delivered. Jesus shows up with a holy pizza and smokes her out with some purple kush from yucca valley.
Yo Mayson Cooney where the weed at? Lets get high
by chad likes muscle cars June 24, 2014
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