Thanus

Thanos horny cousin. Similar to Thanos quest to capture the infinity stones, Thanus collects the infinity dildos. Thanus collects the stones so that he can construct the ultimate sex machine.

Bob: Hey did you see how Thanos just fisted all of those guys?

Joe: I think you meant Thanus.

by Young Sause June 2, 2018

Thanus

A hypersensitive normalfag on discord

Thanus is a normalfag

by Shiteatingthanushater69 March 27, 2019

Thanus

A sexual act where the male places their soft penis inside their partner's anus, and grows a massive erection, splitting the partner's lower body in half.

Me and Haley did Thanus last night, but her parents realized it the next morning when they saw her entrails and blood stained into the sheets. I told them that she had a "bomb pussy", so they fucked me on the spot.

by nochmal11 March 22, 2019

Thanus

The act of thinking about the Marvel super villain, Thanos, whilst being penetrated in the anus.

Guy 1: Wanna have sex?
Guy 2: As long as I can Thanus! #nohomo though.

by Phasmatic420 June 7, 2018

Thanus

The theory of ant man crawling up thanos's ass hole.

Jim: THE THANUS THEORY IS TRUE!!!!

Adam: YOU FUCKING ENDGAME SPOILER

by TechnaSlyce May 26, 2019

Thanus

Someone who enjoys having Antman shrinking and expanding inside his ass

Thanus had died in the gayest way

by AnotherViolaDream March 25, 2019

Thanus

A giant buttfucking version of Thanos from the marvel universe

Luke I’m really looking forward to seeing you as Thanus tonight at the orgy.

by Ekewanka April 29, 2019