you shouldn't answer this
guy 1 : what's the capital of thailand
guy 2 : bangkok
*insert screaming as guy 2's gonads get discintegrated*
guy 2 : bangkok
*insert screaming as guy 2's gonads get discintegrated*
by EU🅱️🅱️OUR May 2, 2022
by im a god damn ostrich November 10, 2020
by Scottyboy1231 November 14, 2021
A Thailand hand job includes a woman inserting a wooden rod about 2cm wide into the mans penis/urethra and stroking it until the man is ready to ejaculate.
by Mister jeebus March 28, 2017
When a woman is riding cowgirl, and when the man is about to cum he pulls the woman off of his dick. The dick naturally bounces towards the man, and he cums on his own chest. He then pulls the woman back onto him, and they rub themselves together until they are both sticky.
by Quickiesmalls May 29, 2018
When you stay at a hotel and urinate inside the teapot. Usually done out of spite the Thailand Teapot is yet another reason to avoid unsterilized teapots while traveling.
Friend: Hey man aren't you upset those fuckers in Baan ChokDee Pai Resort Ripped you off
Me: Nah man I left em with a Thailand Teapot, that thing is ruined.
Me: Nah man I left em with a Thailand Teapot, that thing is ruined.
by Eludian February 24, 2021
by onehundredgods October 18, 2019