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Textsion 

A fast-paced text messaging session; involves rapid responses, funny, quick witted, smart ass remarks and/or sarcastic jabs. Usually has a definitive end when one participant's response has achieved the height of hilarity, wit and/or sarcasm; often used to flirt and often leads to a sextion
KJ: You talk to "cute guy" lately?
JJ: Yeah we had a hilarious textsion last night!
KJ: Oh yeah?
JJ: I was killing him! He couldn't text back fast enough!
Textsion by JenniferJ December 7, 2007
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textpionage 

n. The act of subversively acquiring another person's cell phone and sending text messages to his or her contacts pretending to be the owner of the cell phone.
"Dude, I just got a booty text from Sally."
"No way, she's too much of a prude."
"You don't suspect..." (cue spy theme music)
"Textpionage!"
textpionage by DGray July 16, 2009

textionary 

The list of words that are in your cell phone's T9 library which appear when you type in the correct sequence of numbers.
Guy 1: Text Mike that "We'll see him l8er."
Guy 2: "L8er" is not in my textionary. I'll have to add it now.
textionary by MarkShark May 18, 2009

rhetorical textion

A text message asking a question that is not meant to be answered. Frequently addressed to the originator's entire phone book.

These messages can cause confusion by causing dozens of people to think that someone wants to hold an actual conversation with them, when in fact the sender of the message was simply lonely, amused, drunk, or all three.
Alice: Carol just texted me, 'Why the hell can't people in Atlanta use their turn signals?' How the hell should I know? I *do* use my turn signal!

Bob: Relax. It was a rhetorical textion. She sent it to me, too.
Hey, did you get my textion yesterday? I still don't know the answer!
Textion by Jordan VB March 10, 2008

textion mark 

a text message that consists of only a question mark. phrases an obvious question without actually asking a question. commonly used to mean "i don't understand," "what do you mean," "explain," etc.
person 1:i love you.
person 2:?

person 1:did you go to that party last night?
person 2:?

"His text didn't make sense so I just sent him a textion mark."
textion mark by cricket23 February 18, 2009

textionship 

"Textionship: An undercover "relationship" that is kept a secret where cell phones and the internet are used as a form of communication rather than being worthy enough to communicate in person at any given moment."
let me text my thot she loves being in this textionship.
textionship by the illest chick February 10, 2014
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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