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A text message that is actually a torpedo in disguise. This type of message would generally come from a girlfriend or wife maybe even a mom or dad possibly. It ruins your day and you generally have to leave whatever fun shit you are doing immediately.
Guy 1: Where did James run off to?

Guy 2: He got a Textpedo from his girlfriend and had to bail.
by SDS_IV May 18, 2013
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