Textpedo

A text message that is actually a torpedo in disguise. This type of message would generally come from a girlfriend or wife maybe even a mom or dad possibly. It ruins your day and you generally have to leave whatever fun shit you are doing immediately.

Guy 1: Where did James run off to?

Guy 2: He got a Textpedo from his girlfriend and had to bail.

Textpedo by SDS_IV May 18, 2013

textedo 

A really well-composed text, meant to impress the recipient. The tuxedo of texts.

Yo dude. Imma send that fine ass girl a textedo and see if she wanna maybe go out. Will you proofread it for me.

textedo by one 'f' Jeph June 3, 2017