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Texto is a typo but while making the text for a text message.
Sydney: Dakdota is such an idiot
Kaylin: RE: Don't you mean Dakota? That's such a texto.
Texto by Harpo Hugho Hageman November 5, 2006
Urban Dictionary Merch
A texto (n) is the phenomenon of sending an incoherent text message as the result of your phone predicting the wrong word in predictive text mode.
- That's almost as home as your mum
- Was that a bit of a texto? Did you mean as good as your mum?
Texto by TeeJ&Hen April 17, 2010
A texto (or text-o) is a typo that occurs on a text message. Usually results by pushing down a key too slow or too fast.
"C u lbter?" is "C u later" with a texto.
Texto by ArianeIsAwesome March 15, 2009

Texto-visual

A well-explained matter with loads of pictures to support it in order to instigate vivid imagination inside the cerebral hemisphere having more or less, the capacity to function like audio-visual.
The book i read is so texto-visual, it took me to the heavens in my own country and back.

mucho texto 

A common response to a large and obnoxious block of text.
Person 1: fuck people who play jenga wrong
“YoU tOucHEd ThAt BlOcK So yOu HavE tO PuLl tHat OnE Out”

Go fuck yourself, that’s not how the fucking game is played, you dumb, the fuck, asshole.

Quoted from the official Jenga rules:

“Players may tap a block to find a loose one. Any blocks moved but not played should be replaced, unless doing so would make the tower fall. “

You’ve never even fucking read the rules have you, you shithead idiot. What, is the game over in 3 seconds, if you just so happen to touch a load bearing block first?FUCKING NO DUMBASS. Learn to read you illiterate fuck.

Person 2: mucho texto
mucho texto by IHateReading52 November 1, 2020

Mucho texto 

Hispanic joke that is used when there is a long and controversial paragraph, is like saying "a lot of information, i pass".
Lana del rey: now that Doja cat, Ariana, Camila, Cardi b...

Hispanic: mucho texto

Gringo clairo stan: this hispanic panphobic🤬...
Cool hispanic clairo stan: mucho texto🥱
Mucho texto by 90stef May 25, 2020

Mucho Texto 

What is speed? Speed is amphetamine, a stimulating drug that triggers the brain’s reward system giving the user feelings of pleasure. Speed also goes by the street names “Ice, Crystal meth and Shabu” 2 The drug works using Dopamine. Dopamine is a neurotransmitter that is used in all matters of the brain from learning to attentiveness. However, the most prominent usage of dopamine is to incite the brain’s reward system. Dopamine is released in the brain naturally when people eat, drink and have sex. 1 Dopamine is released into the synaptic space in between the pre and postsynaptic neurons. Here is where speed comes in. Speed’s goal (Speed doesn’t really have a goal it merely exists, but this is the reason people use it) is to trigger a buildup of Dopamine. Speed first enters the Terminal Button in one of several ways. Speed is very similar on a molecular level to Dopamine so Speed can enter the Dopamine transporter or speed can diffuse into the neuron. The amphetamine then expels the dopamine out into the synaptic space. It does this through a process that forces the Dopamine transporters to go in reverse. Under natural circumstances Dopamine is brought back into the terminal button through the Dopamine reuptake pumps. These pumps do not work as well when speed is present in the brain and the Dopamine remains longer as a result. “Speed also inhibits monoamine oxydase A (MAO-A).”1 Speed also forces glutamate to come into the synaptic space.
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“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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