Texticicle 

When, either through necessity (about to catch a bus/train/tram/unicycle etc), inertia, or unadulterated loathing of the subject, someone engaged in the act of texting sends a message of the most abrupt nature, thus giving the appearance of being cold, neutral, detached. Particularly problematic in the case of emoticons which fail to convey the full gravitas of proceedings.

"I feel suicidal and I just want the pain to stop"

":("

"Woah, way to texticicle me"

"sos :("

Texticicle by GeorginaImogen October 27, 2010

Testiclicle 

The icicles that form on your testicles when it's freezing balls outside.

Dude, I was biking home last night and it was so cold that i got testiclicles on my nuts!

Testiclicle by Dubble Dee February 14, 2009

testicicle 

when you first tea-bag cold water, resulting in shrinkage and a retreat of your raisins back into your bread.

Lake Superior is so damn cold, as soon as I waded in I intstantly had testicicles.

testicicle by SeaAlgae August 14, 2006

texticles 

Noun, referring to the presence or absence of balls needed to text a girl.

Lance: Man, I really want to text Vanessa but I'm kind of scared.
Blake: Come on, dude, grow some texticles.

texticles by chickenstryps June 18, 2009

texticle 

When you have your phone on vibrate in your pocket and you're wearing baggy trousers so when you get a text it tickles your nuts.

i was sitting in class the other day when i got a texticle

texticle by Spong a Mong April 21, 2006

Texticle Dysfunction 

To have difficulties text messaging either due to a jacked up cell phone, network, or just plain sore fingers.

I couldnt text message any of my friends all day long. My phone was not sending any of my text messages. I had a serious case of texticle dysfunction.

Texticle Dysfunction by Railin' October 3, 2008

texticles 

What some folk have that makes them think they can talk big to others from behind a keyboard on their faggoty little iPhone.

Typically found on internet forums, where the above dwell like light-hating troglodytes waiting to spring upon and shred anything regardless of its validity or reason.

New guy to game: I have a question about this quest objective, I can't seem to unlock it.

D00d with texticles: lololol L2P newb! Don't make come over and fuck you in the ear!!!!11!!1

NGTG: Really? I just asked a simple question, that's not necessary.

D00D: GFYS!!1 Go DIAF nub! I'll come to your work and piss on your desk and rape your cat!11!!! LAWLZ!!!!11!

Other guy in forum: Ignore him, new guy, he found an exploit and has been griefing everyone. I think his texticles just dropped the ther day and he thinks he's hot shit.

D00D: muthafucka i am 6'10 320 pouns jujitzu and mooey tie 8 dan streetfighter i will pwn u irl an u lucky i canno leave the st8 becuz im on paroll for killing tre fools that talk shit to me.

texticles by Letsbreakit August 4, 2009