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textventual relationship

Used to describe a strictly-texting relationship that one wishes to eventually grow into more (usually doesn't).

adj: textventually
Jane: How long have you and Alex been texting?

Amy: Almost four months. He's the one.

Jane: You have a textventual relationship.
textventual relationship by krisq September 9, 2009

texttention span 

The attention span you have for a texting conversation.
Sorry I didn't reply, I've got such a short texttention span.
texttention span by LBeverly June 29, 2011
When an accent is prevalent in one's text.
Joe: Hey man I am bout to go. Are you ridding with me?
Ben: Nice texcent retard!
Texcent by bNEDc March 12, 2009

Texttention 

The sporadic attention required for a text conversation.
After a long text conversation. "Thanks for all the texttention!"
Texttention by Justingus September 20, 2015

Textmentia 

When you are attempting to multitask, have a conversation, send an email or a text at the same time and you forget what you are doing while you are doing it on your phone and you just keep opening and closing apps.

Also see: Living while Distracted
OMG I have a bad case of textmentia right now!

I had to send my boss a report but instead I checked my facebook/instagram/snapchat. Darn this Textmentia!
Textmentia by BalconySessions July 13, 2017

textentions 

Intentions of a text message. Text messages cannot express mood and the intentions are frequently misunderstood.
I was trying to be funny in a text message to my friend and she misunderstood my textentions.
textentions by kenbru April 6, 2021