Textcapade
a textual escapade; a wild and oftentimes illicit text message episode through a series of text messages
Textcapade by Xhausted_RBM March 17, 2009
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textcapade by travelchick May 6, 2010
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textcapade
a texting conversation that is more exciting than a regular one, due to the content of the conversation or the misspelling of words. Can be enhanced by alcohol or weed.
textcapade by Charlotte Lewis May 10, 2009
textapated
When you fail to look at your phone (due to sleeping, being occupied, being intoxicated, etc.) for a long time and the number of text messages you receive backs up greatly from your lack of response. This results in spending a long time answering your texts.
textapated by amvanstan July 25, 2014
Textapated
(Text-a-pate, Text-a-pa-tion) The inability to send coherent text messages before the SMS character limit is reached.
Text from Linda to Dave: Hi Dave. I was thinking. maybe we should go see a movie like we almost did the other night. Laugh On Line! So , perhaps we should see The
Dave Replies : WTF? Textapated?
Dave Replies : WTF? Textapated?
Textapated by GFeet March 14, 2009
textcade
A never ending string of annoying and pointless texts sent by someone having a bitch fest that you have no interest in.
textcade by Violetly N October 21, 2008
textscapades
Flirty text exchanges, especially when the texter doesn't consider the exchanges to be a violation of his/her relationship, but, hell yes, they are.
textscapades by One for all August 5, 2016
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