Textatery 

The person sending a text on behalf of someone else.

Since, in California, it is illegal to send text messages while driving, you need a Textatery. It is kind of like a secretary who takes dictation, except they send texts.

Example: While I was driving home I needed to send a text, so I had to dictate the message to my Textetary.

Textatery by jdtam September 1, 2010

textasterone 

The need to text someone, usually out of complete boredom and usually because social interaction is craved.

Guy: I'm comin' down with some textasterone here, maybe if I ask everyone what they thought of the latest movie that came out.

textasterone by Douglas Young September 24, 2007

Textoteric 

To text one person or a select few in a room full.

I sent him a textoteric message, asking what was his roommates name again while she was in the same room.

Textoteric by Stro June 15, 2008

tekateryeakitekatekroteriyakiyek 

The fancy way of saying teriyaki

Guy 1: Hey bro lets go get some tekateryeakitekatekroteriyakiyek
Guy 2: What???

tekateryeakitekatekroteriyakiyek by word man that gives word juice October 5, 2020

Textratary 

A person who operates your handheld device while you are driving or otherwise incapacitated.

My girl Nena is my Textratary when we go on road trips. She's awesome! I can keep up with all my texts while I'm driving! I love multitasking!

Textratary by ReyMon! October 29, 2010

Textetary

A Textetary is a person that you ask to text for you when you can't....like when you are driving!

Mark...Janet could you be a good little Textetary and respond to tha the last text that Sherrill sent me? Tell her we are going out to the Honky Tonk!

Janet...No problem....you have another one from Andy...what do you want me to tell him? Tell him to sell that stock!

Textetary by The Wiz! July 25, 2010

textasterbating 

texting while masterbating

I was textasterbating my girlfriend while i was on the computer.

textasterbating by subcrz2 December 4, 2010