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A breathalizer attached to your computer and or cell phone whose sole purpose is to prevent you from sending drunken emails and texts to your Ex!
OH MAN! I was so hammered last night I texted/emailed my ex boyfriend over a hundred times!

DAMN! You gotta get you one of them Textalizers!
by Exsalad January 04, 2010