Text-himers

when someone takes so long to text you back, you forget what the conversation was about in the first place.

bill: yeah, and i got to feed the ducks!

--three hours later--
bob:feeding ducks IS great fun.

bill: wtf??? oh yeah, we were talking about ducks THREE HOURS ago. maybe if he would text faster, i wouldn't have this case of Text-himers.

Text-himers by hopeless_romantic7 January 20, 2009

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Textheimers

The act of sending a Text message to someone and not receiving a reply immediately, whereupon the recipient replies, and you have no idea what they are talking about

JON: Hey, do you want to go out tonight?

An hour later...

LISA: Sure! where did you have in mind?
JON: What? What are you talking about?
LISA: You asked if I wanted to go out tonight.
JON: Oh! sorry, I had Textheimers.

Textheimers by Dankemannn December 12, 2010

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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