Texit

Exiting a highway without using an off ramp.

"Hey man, you missed the exit. Don't worry about it; just texit right here".

by congusano March 13, 2009

Texit

When Texas finally secedes from the United States.

I can’t wait for Texit, we should have let em leave years ago.

by NK808 September 2, 2021

Texit

A word describing a text (sometimes fake) that causes someone to leave from a scene or social encounter.

"Yeah, I saw Sarah for sec, but she took a quick texit and havent seen her since."

by nateg March 11, 2012

Texit

Kind of like “Brexit” for Texans. When you need to leave Texas before it becomes fully controlled by neo-fascists.

When I realized that Greg Abbott was a fascist, I knew it was time for a Texit.”

by Fjvitt September 17, 2021

Texit

To text someone you are leaving (anything) because you think it'll be weird to tell them that you are exiting in person.
Also: Texiting, Texited, To Texit, stuff like that idk

Jimbob was always texiting at his ex's parties because it would've been way too awkward to talk to her.

by applesaue October 11, 2025