Texis 

A strange shade of yellow that makes everything around it less intelligent.
Can be created by negating Hooloovoo.

Texis is the ultimate form of counter intelligence.

Texis by ikrzfi February 27, 2010

texis hot roll 

when u put your dick in a girls ass and then rub the shit all over your cock then the girl suck all of the shit off

yesterday i gave your girl a texis hot roll

texis hot roll by paul buchenaked July 26, 2010

texas bug fucker 

An errant golf shot that fails to go airborne but skips very fast along the ground, never going higher than a foot or two. So fast, in fact, that the golf ball is figuratively fucking a bug. Called a Texas Bug Fucker by Texas golfers, and really by golfers everywhere.

Charlie topped the golf ball off the tea and it skittered so fast that it burned a path down the fairway. It was a real Texas Bug Fucker.

texas bug fucker by WordMan1965 April 29, 2014

King Ranch, Texas 

The Largest ranch in the USA, having 600,000 acres. It's a tourist attraction as well as a working ranch. Spectacular to see!

My neighbor took me to see King Ranch, Texas & I was simply Astounded!

King Ranch, Texas by Starchylde May 28, 2016

Texslang 

Texslang

Just where someone in Texas writes something that is spell ck to diff word and you have to decipher Texslang.
Wrote
Wow. Very interesting. So we need the same.
Meant
Wow. Very interesting. So we near the same

Texslang by Nicessy July 14, 2023

Texas Tyrant 

Any number of Texas politicians who support radical, oppressive, or authoritarian government policies

Texas Tyrants typically support things like the Patriot Act, corporate power, and the war on women, while opposing healthcare, the environment, workers rights, gay rights etc.

Some examples of Texas Tyrants:
George W Bush
Rick Perry
Ted Cruz
Tom DeLay

Texas Tyrant by Real_American March 29, 2015

Texas Smokehouse 

When you have a drag from a smoke or a go at the bong, you then blow it into a woman's vagina, you can also have the option to inhale it back out.

"Woah, man, did you hear about Jessica? Dave tried the Texas Smokehouse on her and she's in hospital!"

Texas Smokehouse by Lord Bill The Janitor January 26, 2016