Girl: Where is your condom?
Guy: I do not have one but I do have a lot of bubblegum.
Girl: What you waiting for put it on!!!
Guy: Alright, I am going to Texas Bubblegum you! Hope it does not break otherwise your in for some serious problems.
Guy: I do not have one but I do have a lot of bubblegum.
Girl: What you waiting for put it on!!!
Guy: Alright, I am going to Texas Bubblegum you! Hope it does not break otherwise your in for some serious problems.
by MadMax Houston March 12, 2011