The bi-polar state where you'll go outside without a jacket one minute and the next minute you'll freeze your ass off.
by texas=bi-polar February 11, 2010
Maybe you can catch the big guy and his Son at Six Flags or Fiesta Texas enjoying some quality time together.
by A Texas Ex-Pat Stranded in The Desert April 2, 2004
One of the biggest states in America. Unfortunately, it has fallen prey to the biggest negative stereotypes in America, most of which come from people who have never even been to the place.
Ironically, one of the biggest stereotypes that Texas faces is that everyone there is racist. The people that follow this belief are racist themselves, not to mention hypocritical, for believing the stereotype.
I am a Texan. I do not fall under any of the stereotypes that are floating around. Any ignorant bastard that believes them can go fuck themselves.
Ironically, one of the biggest stereotypes that Texas faces is that everyone there is racist. The people that follow this belief are racist themselves, not to mention hypocritical, for believing the stereotype.
I am a Texan. I do not fall under any of the stereotypes that are floating around. Any ignorant bastard that believes them can go fuck themselves.
Dipshit: So where are you from?
Texan: I'm from Texas.
Dipshit: What? Fuck you! I bet you have sex with your sister every night wearing a cowboy outfit and country music on the stereo on full-blast! Why don't you just burn and die you racist bastard!
Texan: Um... I hate country music, I've never worn anything that a cowboy would wear, I'm not racist, and having sex with relatives is illegal even in Texas, and I wouldn't want to do that anyway...
Dipshit: Huh? Is it really illegal?
Texan: ...You've never been to Texas, have you?
Dipshit: Well, no...
Texan: Damn hypocritical racists...
Texan: I'm from Texas.
Dipshit: What? Fuck you! I bet you have sex with your sister every night wearing a cowboy outfit and country music on the stereo on full-blast! Why don't you just burn and die you racist bastard!
Texan: Um... I hate country music, I've never worn anything that a cowboy would wear, I'm not racist, and having sex with relatives is illegal even in Texas, and I wouldn't want to do that anyway...
Dipshit: Huh? Is it really illegal?
Texan: ...You've never been to Texas, have you?
Dipshit: Well, no...
Texan: Damn hypocritical racists...
by A.Proud.Texan December 22, 2010
I love how you all bash on Texas. How many of you have actually been here? I was born and raised here and its a very diverse state. There is not much racism, no incest, i dont drive a truck, i sure as hell dont wear cowboy apparel, and i dont have a horse. I live in a very nice neighborhood in a city. Yeah i love football, but what man in his right mind doesnt rgardless of what state hes from? Who cares if its highschool, college, or the NFL? I dont bash on your states so what gives you the right to bash on mine? Hell yeah im proud of where i come from, im sorry you have to be assholes to make yourselves feel better. Your problem not mine. Oh and why dont y'all (make the jokes, i said it on purpose.) do some research and find out where that fathead "Dubya" really comes from before you use him to make the rest of us look bad. You call us ignorant but why dont you all take a look in the mirror before you try to use that as a weapon. We Texans are not an idiotic, uneducated people like you all are trying to make us out to be. Oh and another thing...Texas has the more people in the military fighting for you freedom, I was one of them...Your welcome...21B for life! A word to the wise; Form your argument, think about how your gonna say it, use proper grammar, then come talk to me. Thank you.
Your Friend,
The Texan
Your Friend,
The Texan
Person #1-Where are you from?
Person #2-Texas
Person #1-Bush sucks! And he came from Texas so Texas sucks too!!
Person #2-Wow...Really? And you call me dumb?
Person #2-Texas
Person #1-Bush sucks! And he came from Texas so Texas sucks too!!
Person #2-Wow...Really? And you call me dumb?
by TURBOS14 March 22, 2011
I've lived in Texas all my life, so I actually know this stuff.
Texas is pretty cool, things are generally bigger here, but since when is that better or worse? We are not all racist. In fact, most of us are some of the most tolerant people you'll meet (i.e. we are not all bible belters). That's just the super small towns where people aren't extremely educated. We are usually fairly friendly, unless someone else is rude first, and we will ALWAYS stand up for, and defend our own. We have lots of pride in our state, which sometimes makes other people mad, and/or pisses them off a bit.
Oh, and we don't ride horses to school or wear cowboy hats all over the place either. Maybe one in a thousand people actually wear boots, unless you're in rural texas, which is a completely different story.
We may be a bit obese, but hey, we like fried food. Lots of people do, we're just a little more enthusiastic about it here!
Texas is pretty cool, things are generally bigger here, but since when is that better or worse? We are not all racist. In fact, most of us are some of the most tolerant people you'll meet (i.e. we are not all bible belters). That's just the super small towns where people aren't extremely educated. We are usually fairly friendly, unless someone else is rude first, and we will ALWAYS stand up for, and defend our own. We have lots of pride in our state, which sometimes makes other people mad, and/or pisses them off a bit.
Oh, and we don't ride horses to school or wear cowboy hats all over the place either. Maybe one in a thousand people actually wear boots, unless you're in rural texas, which is a completely different story.
We may be a bit obese, but hey, we like fried food. Lots of people do, we're just a little more enthusiastic about it here!
Texas is simply texas. If you don't live here, you don't know. Don't knock something until you've tried it! (or been there, in this case!)
by Texan_Girl_<3 July 9, 2011
Texas is better than your state.
by KY February 15, 2005