Top Definition
The Texas Barking Spider: It is a small spider of extremely minute size, though never seen, it always is know by a bark (soft or loud) and an extremely disgusting smell. Often used to pass off blame when one passes gas.
Dude enough with the ass thunder!

no dude , it was a texas barking spider , i swear i saw it over there in the corner.
by insanedockergang March 23, 2011

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