Tex-Mex-Sex

Having sex with a person from Texas who is mexican. This word is particularly used for an attractive mexican female.

A: I'm going to Texas next week! Gonna meet a mexican Girl.

B: Make sure to have lots of Tex-Mex-Sex!!

by LeeSinToMe March 7, 2014

Tex - job

- supposedly a slang, for a girl who is married to a handicapped man.

All men who are willing to marry any handicapped girl in this world, are most welcome to gossip and laugh about Tex - job

by Petersonn December 16, 2005

tex mex jumbalaya jig

when a freakishly wierd kid, usually a uni-browed mexican, throws down some insane dance moves and shocks the world.

Alex did a tex mex jumbalaya jig at lunch

by spacob jurgeon November 12, 2010

Tex Critters Pizza Jamboree

Tex Critters Pizza Jamboree was an animatronic band that came out a couple years after Pizza Time Theatre. It consists of Skeeter the Rattlesnake, Country Cal, Foxy Roxy, and of course, Tex Critter himself. Most of them today are in bad condition but are being restored and will look better than ever when finished.

“Do you remember Tex Critters Pizza Jamboree?”
“Yea dude. Remember Roxy? Damn she was a cutie.”
“I know right.”

by KenoTheTCPJfan April 29, 2020

TEX

A pessoa mais gay que eu alguma vez vi

Aquele gajo é bué tex

by o chupa pilas February 1, 2023

Tex

When used properly, it refers to men who have to sit or squat when they urinate.

Tex is in the bathroom stall, it's uncomfortable for him to use the urinal

by Ragandnomax August 11, 2015

Tex

A tall scrawny ass who looks like a mix between Trent and a bird. Enjoys spreading his assholes to others and will do just about anything with enough encouragement. Texes are very loud and constantly refer to eating ass. Overall Texes are hella lit and love attention.

Guy: YEAH TEX, SPREAD 'EM!!!!!

Tex: *Proceeds to spread asshole in front of camera*

by UltraDankMemes420 May 11, 2016