Teutonic Plague

An irrational fetish for Germans, German culture, or those of German descent.

Characterized by instant attraction to anyone who looks efficient. If someone meeting that description is not available, one can express Teutonic Plague by half-hearted attempts to learn German, collect Kinder Eggs, or watch long depressing German movies, such as Das Boot.

1. "Oh man, that guy's little glasses, short cut hair and totally expressionless way of efficiently doing things is making me so hot! I must have come down with the Teutonic Plague!"

2. "I have the Teutonic Plague. You had me at Hallo."

by rose kennedy December 17, 2008

Teutonic Thrash

Pure raw thrash metal originating from Germany consisting of the four main bands Kreator, Sodom, Destruction, and Tankard.

Fritz: Hey man did you get the new Kreator album
Schwartz: Ya bro im hooked on that Teutonic Thrash
Fritz: Ya same bro its so grueling

by Thrashed Serotonin May 24, 2021

Teutonic Luxo Barge

Any large and powerful German luxury sedan, SUV or other automobile. Examples include the Mercedes S series, BMW 7 series, Porsche Cayenne, any Maybach and possible the VW Phaeton

That long-wheelbase Merc S that rapper rides around in is such a Teutonic Luxo Barge

by randomrandom November 17, 2010

Teutonic Thrash

Pure fucking raw thrash metal hailing from Germany consisting of the teutonic 4 bands which are Kreator, Destruction, Sodom, and Tankard.

Also Headhunter, Angel Dust, Witchburner, Exumer, Holy Moses

Chris: Dude did you pick up the new Kreator album?
John: Yup im fucking hooked on that Teutonic Thrash you know!
Chris: Bro same

by Thrashed Serotonin May 22, 2021