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Testes Satchel 

A slightly more sophisticated way of referring to the scrotum (ball sack). Often used in a threat of being hit in the balls.
Ted: Man you really suck at Wii.

Ralphie: You better shut up, or I'll give you a good whap to the Testes Satchel!

Bob: Why are you clutching your pants like that?

Bill: My Testes Satchel is still sore from being sacked yesterday.
Testes Satchel by Larry Finster December 27, 2009
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Testes Satchel 

A testes satchel is another way of sayin ballbag. they can be hairy, sweaty, saggy, tight etc
Can u please remove Dan's Testes Satchel from your mouth Joe you dirty teabagging homo.
Testes Satchel by Issac Hunt August 24, 2006

teste-satchels 

a slang word created by brit spaniard to describe balls of the male species.
when i was growing up i thought boys had two seperate teste-sachels!
teste-satchels by Marcie December 1, 2004

Testesatchel 

The scrotum; Skin surrounding your gonads.
My friend Jay was born without a testesatchel so he has to use a Ziploc bag instead.
Testesatchel by BS&MS February 6, 2008

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026