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Testaballs 

Another comical and witty name for testicles. Referring to testicles as testaballs usually guarantees a laugh or two from everyone around you.
Person 1: Oh dear, you seem to have struck my testaballs.
Person 2: Haha excuse me, I slipped on this slick floor, i'm sorry that I kicked your testaballs.
Person 1: Haha, it's alright.
Person 2: Goodbye.
Person 1: Goodbye.
Testaballs by G4 sect March 17, 2013
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testicalls 

Yelling any testicle-related words over the telephone, or across long distances. Testicle-related words include, but are not limited to: testicles, balls, nuts, and mansauce activators.
(from across the field) "Hey Johnny!"
"What?"
"BALLSSSSSS!"

While birds perfect birdcalls, young boys often hone their testicalls.
testicalls by The Horned Water September 11, 2006

testibawls

A combination of the words testicles and balls. It means the same thing as both words only a funnier alternative to both words.
That asswipe got kicked in the testibawls.

You should kick that bitch ass nigga in da testibawls.
testibawls by AssBlaster December 27, 2007

textballs 

the ability to text something that you would not be able to say face to face.
ohhhhhhhhh, you got some textballs huh?

thats some textballs you got there!
textballs by willis george October 29, 2010

testicalls 

similar to a booty call, but the female (or homosexual male) does the calling.
unfortunately there has never been any record examples of testicalls in all of history :'(
testicalls by Zomar October 2, 2007

testicballs 

Nasty ass fucking hairy balls on a hot summer day. you know, all sweaty, and up your ass. great for squeezing and obtaining vinegar.
"That Kyle B. sure likes dem testicballs in his wolfpussy."

testiballs 

cross between testicals and eyeballs. can mean either.
if your testiballs go blurry you may need glasses
testiballs by smoi March 4, 2005