Test Wank Share definition Flag The act of checking the captain is awake after having a skin full. Usually in a pub toilet. The good lady wife says I'm on a promise and I've had 8 gins. I'm off for a test wank Test Wank by Paul A Radcliffe May 23, 2023 0 0 Get merch Get the Test Wank mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch