pronounced (tezar) refers to a species of Colombian buffalo known for it's rambunctious behavior. the echo of it's trademark bark strikes fear in the heart of sleeping humans, but instigates a wild ruckus among it's fellows. it's diet consists of hawaiian punch, monster, and captain. beware.
girl 1: what is that pounding?
girl 2: someone let the tesar out.
girl 1: oh...shit.