A game developed between the United States and Islamic terrorists to determine who will ultimately prevail. There are two rules to Terrorball:

(1) The game lasts as long as there are terrorists who want to harm Americans; and

(2) If terrorists should manage to kill or injure or seriously frighten any of us, they win.
Person 1: Yeah I played a game of Terrorball with him.
Person 2: Did you win?
Person 1: Of course not, you can never win at terrorball! You can only lose more slowly!
by E. Penn January 15, 2010
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