Someone (usually family) that only visits twice a year, stays for a week, lives off of you, and doesn't get a job.
Im sorry, I can't go out today. I have this termite living in the house and he's eaten all the food.
by whoiswhitenoise December 27, 2017
A dusty, dirty looking 2 legged creature that stands on the corner in every city in America trying to talk to every girl that walks by.
Tyiesha and Tia were walking down Garrison Blvd and the Termites were all out hounding them for a date.
by Coltiaysa July 3, 2006
1.
A term for rural poor / destitute people who see trees or lumber in your yard, and beg for the privilege of doing something you didn't really need done.
2.
A non-professional sketchwad who shows up at your house and offers to cut up downed trees.
3. Unemployed laborer who drives around trying to find wood and turn it into food.
A term for rural poor / destitute people who see trees or lumber in your yard, and beg for the privilege of doing something you didn't really need done.
2.
A non-professional sketchwad who shows up at your house and offers to cut up downed trees.
3. Unemployed laborer who drives around trying to find wood and turn it into food.
"So what happened today, Dad?"
"Oh, some termite pulled up and asked me if he could cut up that tree for $300. I told him no, so he told me this story about how he was working on a logging deck, and a load shifted and some log fell on his skull- and damn if he didn't have a big dent in his skull. So I gave him $20, and he left.
"Oh, some termite pulled up and asked me if he could cut up that tree for $300. I told him no, so he told me this story about how he was working on a logging deck, and a load shifted and some log fell on his skull- and damn if he didn't have a big dent in his skull. So I gave him $20, and he left.
by Ihowl September 21, 2009
by FlashlightMemelord March 4, 2017
Someone who is destructive by their very nature. An individual who knows no better than to cause wanton destruction, leaving gaping holes in objects & lives and a trail of smouldering wreckage wherever he goes.
1) The technical 'wizard' at my company who thinks that by hammering (almost toally) random hacks into (what can now only be referred to as) 'bespoke' software he will eventually render said software useful, user-friendly and by virtue of those factors, impressive to his colleagues. Not so, fat boy. Thanks for leaving me a fuckload of work.
2) Someone who may be likened to King Midas, but with 'Gold' replaced by 'Shit'.
2) Someone who may be likened to King Midas, but with 'Gold' replaced by 'Shit'.
by Twitchin' Meat February 19, 2004
1.Term used to describe the ungodly discomfort, mental and physical associated with the results of not thoroughly wiping your baloon knot; also a result of being overambitious while wiping your your tar star leading to the irritation of a roid
2.residue from a shart that leads to irritation of the dark star
3. a terd that gnaws at your anus wall
4. see also peanut, splinter
2.residue from a shart that leads to irritation of the dark star
3. a terd that gnaws at your anus wall
4. see also peanut, splinter
Josh, I have taken four shits today and I can't get rid of this termite that is gnawing on my corn!
This termite is trying to burrow its way back inside me!
Cory really wanted to hook up with Jill, but due to the termite in his anus, had to run home and wipe again.
This termite is trying to burrow its way back inside me!
Cory really wanted to hook up with Jill, but due to the termite in his anus, had to run home and wipe again.
by c-note February 3, 2005
very very small pair of boobs, i mean like so small you can barely tell they are boobs and not nothing
by Dingo and the Baby December 16, 2009