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Tempaest 

A person that is worse than a captain snowflake and over analyses the simplest of tasks. Definitely a way not to get laid in any way,shape or form unless paid or the more unfortunate married to a said tempaest person.
Hey man that guys a real Tempaest
Hey cutie come back to mine and I'll give you a real Tempaest experience
Tempaest by Slangwordmasta October 3, 2020
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Toilet Tempest 

What you'd expect after drinking 25l of Red Bull. A explosive blast of urine.
I drank 30 lots of Monster and now i'm about to have a toilet tempest.
Toilet Tempest by LeilaSP March 26, 2019

Tempestissimo 

a song by t+pazolite, created for the game Arcaea. This song reaches difficulty spikes impossible to non-asian people. you need at least 3 hands to pass this song, or strong asian genes.
person 1: Yo, did you clear Tempestissimo yet?
person 2: *has vietnam war flashbacks*
Tempestissimo by Rensieboy November 26, 2020
a wild violent windstorm accompanied with rain or hail; also sudden ourburst of emotions.
Its like a tempest in my mind.
tempest by anki107 November 22, 2006
Sexy as hell sex fiend gorgeous and bodacious all around sexy momma has perfect tits and pierced nipples rocking can sing and play guitar
did you see Tempestt last night she was great
Tempestt by greekgod212 June 16, 2010
(noun) A Member Of "The Gang Public Server" Who Most Often Types With Capitalization Of Each Word, Never Seeming To Fail At This Way Of Writing.
"Ugh can you please stop typing like a tempest! It's incredibly irritating." "I Think Writing Like A Tempest Is Quite Nice." "This guy trys to not seem like a tempest, but he slips up all the time."
Tempest by Baet March 8, 2021

Tempestuous 

Getting extremely angry at someone or something, resembling a great storm.
Danny: Niccy went tempestuous on me yesterday...
Chris: Shit man what happenned?
Danny: I was just making a joke and then she started getting all tempestuous on me, I thought I was going to die.
Chris: What did she do?
Danny: Well her arms were flailing around and i almost got knocked out.