telena

Someone very spontaneous and fun. Will never turn their back on you and always rides or dies for her friends. Loving and a good motherly figure. Always makes sure you're good no matter the situation. Her heart is pure and sometimes can mislead her. Very dramatic at times but always makes you laugh and you can always have her around when times are ruff.

Sometimes you need a Telena around.
Get you a Telena every year.

telena by 123Noony December 22, 2016

Telangana 

A region comprising of 10 districts in the South Indian state of Andhra Pradesh.

He belongs to one of the districts in Telangana.

Telangana by Sandeep Reddy January 4, 2010

Telenigas

Telenigas is a term describing how a slave has the benefits of technology. They avoid africa and they stay at home being a weiboo and or otaku sits on their fat asses while crunching chips like an american.

Bro leave the house and play with me stop being a “telenigas”

Telenigas by Fat ass on an anvil September 17, 2019

Telenapping 

(n.) a plum worklife negotiating outcome whereby middle managers are permitted and equipped to sleep away the vast majority of core 8 a.m.-6 p.m. work hours in the U.S. in the luxury of their own beds. As defined, the practice originated in Northern New Jersey in the mid-to-late-'90s among down-sized former telecommunications industry executives who landed on their feet in the employ of Asian telecom outfits.

Anybody feel like trying to get in a quick nine holes this afternoon? We'll have to wait a while to call you know who. I'm pretty sure he's got telenapping on his calendar until 2. He has that daily conference call wtih the home office at 5 a.m. Tokyo time.

Telenapping by aquamanatee007 April 3, 2009

Telegating 

Driving so close to someone that you can see whats on there dvd player.

"Dustin was hardcore telegating yesterday"

"....those people were watching "Lucky Star"

"!?!"

Telegating by boxr October 15, 2008

telegating 

Driving closely behind a car as to see what they are watching on their car DVD players.

I was telegating the whole drive, but at least I got to see the entire movie.

telegating by Cammie B January 10, 2009

telenasus 

Origin: Latin nasus, nose

adjective: telenasic

The psychic ability to smell something without being physically present to smell it.

1) Frank had the telenasus ability. He could watch a porn on his computer, focus intently on the woman's vagina, and use his telenasic ability to smell the vagina. He loved it most of the time, but sometimes the woman in the porn was not so fresh smelling or he would catch a whiff of penis or anus.

2) Johnny hated having telenasus. Someone on the other side of his office could fart and he would be able to smell it. When watched TV he has to put nose plugs because whenever the actors would be in an area that stank, Johnny could smell it. Every dumpster, every rank body that hadn't showered and spent all day under hot lights, all of it. He knows which actors don't brush their teeth and which ones need to wash their balls more. It was a curse.

telenasus by Nutzen YerMouf May 10, 2018