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When the mobile phone company Telecom's XT phone system goes down for 4 days and all you get is $20 you've been Telejewed.

Telecom is as tight with their money as jews are. It's not racism, its just a fact of life.
Man A: "Fucking Telecom only gave me $20 compensation for their services fucking out"

Man B: "dude, you've been Telejewed"
by lilG23 February 22, 2010

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