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telefunken 

Telefunken; (tel - eh - FUNK - en)

1. Outrageously enjoyable;
2. Super funky;
3. Out-of-this-world exciting;
4. A word used when one has had an exceptionally agreeable experience;
"Gosh, our day at the carnival was telefunken. It was the most exciting day of my life!"
telefunken by Eve and Emily January 31, 2006
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Telefunken 

Aye bossman where’s me telefunken gone
Telefunken by Leelo140 July 14, 2019

Telefunken 

When you have just had sex and she does not shut up and you want her to leave, you start hitting her on the tits.
Friend: How was it last night?
You: She did not want to shut up so I did a Telefunken to see if she would get away.
Telefunken by Chezarin March 23, 2018

Telefunken u47 

a metaphor for a large dildo. it refers to the u47 microphone made by the German company called Telefunken, it was originally used by Frank Zappa in his album Joe's garage. the cylindrical shape plus the fact that the name sounds like fucken you, lend to the humor
Larry: we got a present for you

marry: what is it, what are you ganna give me
Larry: it looks just like a Telefunken u47... you'll love it
marry: with leather?

Telefucked 

When the UC Berkeley registration system, Telebears, royally fucks up your life hard.
UC Berkeley student #1: Dude, I'm enrolled in 0 units...
UC Berkeley student #2: I have 8AM classes 5 days a week -____________-
UC Berkeley student #3: You both been Telefucked!
Telefucked by calgirl6130 August 3, 2011

Telefucking 

Have you ever even seen this chick? Sounds to me like your just telefucking her!
Telefucking by mr_boatride May 15, 2010

telefunkin 

wHEN UR FUCKIN A BIATCH N WATCHIN THE TV AT THE SAME TIME. YOU'RE A VERY FUNNY MOTHER FUCKER, BUT ALSO A TELEFUNKER.
NOUN- Telefunk... (insult) "man, That Kim Tran is a damn telefunk"
VERB- Telefunkin... "You were telefunkin that biatch last night"
telefunkin by BENSTONE June 2, 2004
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