Telefartation

The Ability to Transport a blazing stank ass fast from one place to another

tim cut a fart outside of my car once. then he got in and it followed him inside. it stunk so bad i started reflex gagging and allmost vomited

by insanekiwi September 01, 2005

telefart

The act of farting from one end of a room with the odor moving across the room.

Guy1: Hey! That stinks! Did you just fart!?!
Guy2: (across the room) Oh yeah!
Guy1: Ohh man!!! You just telefarted!!!
Guy2: Telefarting is what I do best!

by Cart0n_Barn13 July 22, 2010

Telefart

The equivalent of throwing ones voice the physical expulsion has from ones anus.

Teddys Telefart smells horrible.

by Alexthewordmaster December 19, 2014