Telefartation
tim cut a fart outside of my car once. then he got in and it followed him inside. it stunk so bad i started reflex gagging and allmost vomited
Telefartation by insanekiwi September 1, 2005
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teleportation
the ability to move instantly from place to place using ONLY YOUR MIND. basically the sweetest superpower ever
I teleported into the bank and took all the money then teleported to Amsterdam and bought some fat pounds then to the Bahamas to smoke it!
-why teleportation is the best
-why teleportation is the best
teleportation by muusbolla January 13, 2009
Teleportation Kid
Person 1: Bro where did that kid go? He was just beside me?
Person 2: Bro omg he's a teleportation kid.
Person 2: Bro omg he's a teleportation kid.
Teleportation Kid by ScrunchieWaterBottle June 2, 2022
Teleflirtation
Feeling the pangs of desire tugging his heartstrings, Nate had no choice but to engage in teleflirtation with Amy.
Teleflirtation by THE teleflirter August 7, 2011
Magical Teleportation Tea
"Where am I? It must have been the magical teleportation tea."
This is after he got his stomach pumped
This is after he got his stomach pumped
Magical Teleportation Tea by asfvgfhjkl;' March 12, 2020
Reverse Quantum Teleportation
It hasn't been possible yet. But my theory is when a wormhole opens in a different universe it'd be possible for that person to reverse teleport back to our universe possible a ghost? No dip sherlock
Reverse Quantum Teleportation by albainancracker2020 April 14, 2020
Foreskin Teleportation
The word "Foreskin Teleportation" can be used in many ways, but it has two common usages to this date, The first usage is to get to another destination with out being seen in a weird manner, and the second usage is to prepare for something big like sexual intercourse. The two creators have never been sighted since the "World Willy Tour" and are suspected to be creating a secret foreskin and willy army far, far away in the Great willy castle.
Foreskin Teleportation by Matt Hiscock November 27, 2004
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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