Telecrush
One who has a crush on an attractive actress/actor one
has seen from a television series and/or from a movie.
has seen from a television series and/or from a movie.
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Teleflushing
The act of calling someone, most oftenly a friend, upon using the bathroom, #1 or #2, for two reasons: occupying yourself with conversation while on the toilet, and the primary reason of surprising the person you are talking to by interrupting the conversation through flushing at least once. In some cases, a moment of silence is used so the maximum flushing volume can be heard. After flushing the toilet, one may follow up by saying "Surprise!" of "You just got flushed!" and/or laughing hysterically until tears come out.
Caller: "Hey, what's up?"
Other Person: "Same old, same old, you?"
Caller: "Just been up to some teleflushing."
Other Person: "Teleflushing, what's that?"
Caller: "*silence*"
Other Person: "Hello, you there?"
Caller: "*flushes toilet*,HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Other Person: "*chuckle*WTF?"
Caller: "You've been flushed!*hangs up*"
Other Person: "Same old, same old, you?"
Caller: "Just been up to some teleflushing."
Other Person: "Teleflushing, what's that?"
Caller: "*silence*"
Other Person: "Hello, you there?"
Caller: "*flushes toilet*,HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Other Person: "*chuckle*WTF?"
Caller: "You've been flushed!*hangs up*"
Teleflushing by Farshtoaster January 26, 2012
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TELECRASTINATION
(tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.
TELECRASTINATION by SirZyrion April 19, 2006
Telecrastination
The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.
I telecrastinate to make the person on the other end of the line feel as tho they are interupting me.
Telecrastination by Miss Spunky August 20, 2003
telecrastinating
The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.
telecrastinating by jdawg840 April 22, 2009
teletrash
Television programs which target the least educated and the least sophisticated viewers. Such programs always center attention on crude or degrading behavior intended to titillate viewers, participants, or both.
The Maury Povich Show, Fear Factor, The Jerry Springer Show, Married with Children, etc. "What'd you do this weekend?" "Not much. We drank beer and watched a lot of teletrash reruns. You?"
teletrash by Matt Gaffney September 27, 2006
Telefrustration
When trying to pick up a piece of string or fluff using the vacuum cleaner, the persistent movement backwards and forwards over the offender, becoming more and more vigorous. Usually ends up not being sucked up by the vacuum cleaner and results in frustrating the individual.
Telefrustration by DJCeeJay February 20, 2009
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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