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Sexting, Phone Sex, Cybersex, sending dirty pictures, or any form of sexual expression facilitated by modern technology.
My girlfriend lives 450 miles away, so we're mostly limited to telecoitus.
by KCHooligan May 31, 2013
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

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The lost art of telepathically entering a woman's vaginal region, and getting her wet enough to enter for real.
If your single right now, you need to learn telecoitus!
by RealE October 10, 2014
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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