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A big fucker who wins his 50/50s at all costs.
This guy will do anything to break someone’s ankles. He plays football with a boner
Fuckin hell that tejohn lad got a stiffy
Tejohn by Hdjjsnsi777 November 22, 2021
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A big fucker who wins his 50/50s at all costs.
This guy will do anything to break someone’s ankles. He plays football with a boner and a stiffy
Fuckin hell that tejohn lad got a stiffy
Tejohn by Hdjjsnsi777 November 22, 2021
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Tejon is a nice, handsome looking young man. He is one that give's good advice to his friends. Tejon is a humble man. His friend's know him for his good company and he is also alluring. Most people consider him as ladies' man.
Hey, look, there's Tejon, the ladies' man.
tejon by MysteryMagic December 26, 2013
a cute dark skinned chick that is unrestitable. she is loving, caring, and smart
Tajohna has a warm heat.
Handsome. Smart. And a very intelligent type of guy. He will try to be your friend.
Hey Trejohn
trejohn by Hytr567898765 October 22, 2015
Tejon is a sexy person that has a very large penis. Everyone knows he gets a lot of girls and all of them choke on his large dick
Look it’s Tejon, he has a massive penis.
Tejon by LargeWilly November 1, 2017
tejhonae is a jovial person who everyone loves she funny ,goofy , sweet and loving she may appear to be crazy but in a funny way she loves babies she is someone who is easy to fall in love she loves people deeply she will self scarifice herself for the person she loves tejhonae loves friends she is someone who will always be there people u can count the few who will be tgere for her she loves to take control and she is beautiful person insude and out but tends to call herself ugly anytime u meet a tejhonae dont let go off her shes a keeper and some one who people shouldnt hate
tejhonae is a princess
tejhonae by titianna February 13, 2019
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