Tej

Noun: Player, Used to describe one who is the "KING OF THE SEAS". This mofo will put a cap in yo ass if you even look at him wrong. Don't cross with Tej or it may just be the last thing you do.

-(Puss): I saw Tej walking down the street yesterday and I almost shit my pants. I had to hide in a trash can for the rest of the day


-(Chuck Norris): Shit every time I hear the word "Tej", I get reminded of that time where he beat my ass with a candlestick


-(Aunt Jemima): Tej will put the syrup in yo pancakes


-(Colonel Sanders): Tej is too drunk to taste this chicken


-(Allah): Praise me bitches (see's Tej), O SHIT, PRAISE TEJ, TEJ, TEJ.......(blows himself up)

by DON'T_KILL_ME_TEJ January 28, 2009

Tej

Brother for life, amazing dude who'll keep you smiling forever

Once he has his eyes set on something he'll never let go, most persistent man you'll ever meet

Loves romantics, you land a tej you've landed your soulmate, probably will make you feel like the only woman alive

You find a tej you keep him around

Yo who's that??

That's tej mannn coolest dude around

Awww yeah I've heard of Tej he's crazzyyy

by Nobody 15272725 November 23, 2021

Tej

A very smart, sexy, good in bed and good in studies wholesome boy.

Oh that's a good boy, What a Tej!

by Cock inhaler November 24, 2021

Tej

A guy that is good at speeches but pretty annoying at times. He can actually kind of be funny but don't tell him, it will encourage him to try to be funny and thus become annoying. Also, he wants a goat.

Tej is so weird.

by HurrMcDurrPlurrZurr January 21, 2013

Tej

Rejection that happens four times, but persistance is seen and a realisation of geniune interest and possibly love follows.

this guy went through a stage of tejness

by crystalline_beauty April 3, 2005

Tej

Looks like a fuckboy, acts like a fuckboy, talks like a fuckboy, is a fuckboy at one point in his life, but when the time comes and he finds the women of his dream then he will change.

Isn’t that Tej the fuckboy?

by Logics February 25, 2018

Tej

a pineapple who likes to think he's cool and disses himself when he looks in the mirror

There is tej. Run. Fast

by blobbfish February 26, 2019