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Teioh is the name of the black Chocobo you race against at Gold Saucer in Final Fantasy 7. The rider's name is Joe.
Teioh
Speed: 119km
Stamina: 1043
Teioh by booogs November 2, 2006
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Teioh is the rider of the only black npc Chocobo in Final Fantasy 7. He has a fancy hat.
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Teioh by AdamDfromspain August 7, 2006

Teilhard 

n.

1. A Filipino-shaped indentation in one's sofa, often made deeper by the additional weight of a white woman, or accompanied by an indentation of a tall white woman.

2. In myth: A hangover-induced apparition said to be visible only after waking up after a night of drunken partying. It often takes the form of a Filipino man wrapped in a red shroud.
Go ahead and crash on the couch. Get cozy in the Teilhard.

Alright, but I don't wanna wake up to the Teilhard, he'll eat my fingers like lumpias.
Teilhard by Juangalt February 22, 2010
An amazing, beautiful, sweet girl who can always make you smile. She has an extroverted personality. Her sense of humor is like no girl you've met before. She is very smart, she does well in school and earns the respect of others. She always shows kindness, she has a heart of gold. She's not afraid to stand up for what she believes in. She has big dreams and with an ambition like hers, she has the power to change the world. She's extremely hot and very pretty. Her attractiveness speaks for itself. She's great in bed (along with other places). You would be very lucky to end up with a girl like her. She would never cheat on you and she would always keep trying. She's a real keeper. She's truly unique compared to every other girl you will meet.
You're such a Teisha
Teisha by fruitsalad89 June 17, 2019
Teisha is a warm wonderful woman. People open up to her with their bare bones visible, Teisha can rest between your ribs. She is soft brush strokes on canvas; painted wild flowers
emerging in bright color exploding through the snowy crust.
Teisha can avert winter.
I don't know why I trust Teisha so much with all my secrets.
Teisha by TimBP November 19, 2012
An amazing girl that has a cute smile, beautiful eyes, laughs at pretty much everything, gives the best kisses, sometimes not the smartest of people but still smart enough to no who and who not to date. You could win her heart by being a nice guy and not a jerk.