A type of pop music geared for 7-14 year old girls. Usually played on Radio Disney and FM Top 40 stations. Annoying and sweetly sick music to anyone over 16 years old.
When at an undefined age, between 12 and 16, an innocent, mild-tempered child turns into a crazy she/he-demon who seems to yell at everything because of various stupid reasons sometimes blaming themselves, or others. Extensive research is still being done into what hormonal imbalance is causing this.
E.g:
1: Hi Richard, what's wrong?
2: Nothin', my bloody daughter started going through teenopause today.
1:Ooo, that sucks man, good luck.
Example (in use)
1: Hay Jim, want to do something later?
2: OH MY GOD! WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH, YOU SHOULD GO KILL YOURSELF AND END YOUR SAD EXCUSE OF A LIFE!!!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'