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Teenophobia 

Someone who is deeply afraid of teenagers.
Teenagers scare the living shit outta me! I think I have Teenophobia.

Teenophile 

A pervert who, instead of breaking the law by liking children, prefers 16-18 year olds instead.
Person 1: "Yo, some Teenophile papped me on the way back from the park"
Person 2: "That's some creepy shit."
Teenophile by FoggDogg March 17, 2009

TEENYPOPPER 

A grown man who enjoys taking the virginity of teenage girls.

Examples can be found in some teachers and any profession that requires a grown man to interact with teenage girls.
Person 1: "Hey have you noticed Mr. Smith is always talking to Kaitlin?"
Person 2: "Yeah, sounds like Mr. Smith is a teenypopper"
TEENYPOPPER by GoldenGoblin July 18, 2016

Teenopause 

When at an undefined age, between 12 and 16, an innocent, mild-tempered child turns into a crazy she/he-demon who seems to yell at everything because of various stupid reasons sometimes blaming themselves, or others. Extensive research is still being done into what hormonal imbalance is causing this.
E.g:
1: Hi Richard, what's wrong?
2: Nothin', my bloody daughter started going through teenopause today.
1:Ooo, that sucks man, good luck.

Example (in use)

1: Hay Jim, want to do something later?
2: OH MY GOD! WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH, YOU SHOULD GO KILL YOURSELF AND END YOUR SAD EXCUSE OF A LIFE!!!
Teenopause by Mr. Nom July 19, 2011

[Teenbopular]

silly lingo children, teens, and even some adults are using and dont realize how clueless they really are.
This whole social media mess is way too teenbopular
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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