A teeny bopper baby hoe is a female, aged anywhere between 13 and 19 years old, a homie hoppin' pussy floppin' never stoppin cock suckin cum gurglin bitch.
Highschool kid1: "hey did u hear about Jessica?"
Highschool kid2: "yeah, i heard she's on redbook. What a teeny bopper baby hoe."
Highschool kid2: "yeah, i heard she's on redbook. What a teeny bopper baby hoe."
by luna420clepto707 August 22, 2012
A miserable little joint, that when rolled, consumes the small bits of bud that were left over from rolling the monsterous joint. This is a pathetic thing that doesn't do much unless you are a pygmy who can't handle the smoke.
Opposite of Atty Batty Super Makdaddy Macro-fatty
Opposite of Atty Batty Super Makdaddy Macro-fatty
"After puffin' that Atty Batty Super Makdaddy Macro-Fatty don't even bother showing me that Eeny Teeny Weeny Beany Micro-Thinny...because you know, it ain't gonna do nothin."
by Crackmonkey April 3, 2006
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Zucchini Burger, it comes with zucchini!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 13, 2018
Eenie weenie teenie weenie shrivels little short dick man Don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want no
by DefNotChase May 6, 2022
An Internet or App content creator in the teen category that attracts a mostly adult male audience. They are viewed in a highly sexual manner. However they are mostly innocent, and naive as to why they have so many fans.
The boyfriend informed his girlfriend, "they're called teenies," in order to justify his desire to view younger individuals internet content and similar content on Apps.
by Micaela Mariah September 22, 2022
by 459395 February 9, 2022
by Ktmr March 14, 2019