Teenager

A funny age, where you're not quite a child - not quite an adult. Little kids think it's cool to be a teenager (it isn't). Adults assume we're all dumb fuckers who get drunk on benches and cause trouble (not all of us). People always say if a teenager is unhappy or going through a tough time, it's down to hormones. How irritating for someone to say this, when you're going through genuine problems. A lot of us have major worries. School, jobs, family, relationships, friends, the way we look - there's a lot of expectations thrown upon us. Excuse us for not being jolly 24/7. We're also very well aware, the choices we make today will affect the rest of our lives. The last thing we want is to grow up to be old and bitter; full of regret! Just cut us some slack, please. Most of us are decent human beings!

Old woman #1: Oh, look at that teenager with his baggy jeans and hoody. I suppose he's just spray painted a wall! *laughs*
Old woman #2: What are you talking about?

by threeohthreeftw September 21, 2010

Teenager

People who are treated like children but expected to act like adults

Adult 1: You are only a teenager, I can't trust you with this

Adult 2: Grow up, you aren't a child anymore

by Asdflgasm April 26, 2015

teenager

People who get no repect and are looked down upon because some of us are idiots.

Not all teenagers are bad, disrespectful, know-it-all, idiots. It's just a pathetic sterotype.

by seth_cohen_fan January 15, 2006

teenager

thought to be a no-good-being, full of trouble and constantly doing illegal things. when in reality, we like unicorns, footy pyjamas, disney movies, and peanutbutter and jam sandwiches. we make a production out of eating fishy crackers or animal crackers. we like bubbles and sparkles and we wish we were jedi knights. when we grow up we want to be princesses and super heros. we like domo, phineas and ferb, finding nemo and we sing the bill nye the science guy theme song when it comes on. sure not all of us are like this. but i know a lot of people my age (15) have the maturity level of a 6 year old. we aren't all into getting smashed doing drugs having wild parties and sex.

teen: bye mom i'm going out?
mom:where are you going?
teen: to jens house to watch finding nemo. she got a new lightsaber too... and i want one too.... can i have one mom?
mom: you're supposed to be a teenager not a six year old.
teen: mom, i am 15. i am a teenager. i'm just more fun than you were when you were 15.

by meanwhile, in the real world September 5, 2011

Teenagers

Human beings who are unsure whether they are adolescents or adults.

Teenagers annoy me despite the fact that I am one.

by Rodney Basil August 20, 2004

Teenager

Someone between the age of 13 to 19. Stereotypes show that they have very active sex drives and love drugs, but this is not true for most. They are constant victims of ageism, treated like children but expected to act like adults.

Teenager 1: Hey move over
Adult: I am going to check your backpack to make sure you aren't hiding any marijuana in there.
Teenager: STFU I'm not some drug addict selling drugs, you have been brainwashed by society to think that way, I'm innocent!!!

by Sinfonia69 November 16, 2014

teenager

someone treated like a child but expected to act and behave like an adult

I am a teenager.

by jngskjgnkd December 9, 2017