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Biggest Faggot ever; Word used to insult someone that is considerably gay.
Dude! why are you wearing pink shorts? You're such a teelo!
Teelo by Bmwm3af September 6, 2004
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Teelo • teeloolee • Teelopesy • teelovee • Teemo • teflon • teetotaler • taelor • Teblow • teel
Teemo by SUREWHYNOTFAMDAWG December 12, 2016

telelogophobia 

A fear of certain television logos, including, opening/closing logos, and station/network identifications. Caused by any combination of bad graphics/animation, and creepy, primitive music. Some commonly feared logos include Viacom's V of Doom and Screen Gems' S From Hell
Telelogophobia is more common than you think.
telelogophobia by Chad June 10, 2004
i am a Teemo main i should jump off a bridge
teemo by fuckk boiiiiiii June 12, 2018
Satan
Why we can't have nice things
Everything wrong with League of Legends
Why they let you surrender
User1: They have a Teemo
User2: Surrender at 20
User3: Agreed
Teemo by Lord Revan77 November 23, 2016

teetotaled 

teetotaled - abruptly forced into a life of teetotalism (complete abstinence from alcohol) due to health issues such as sudden allergic reactions or disease.
"I used to enjoy red wine with every dinner, until I was teetotaled in my mid 20's by a severe allergy."
teetotaled by Bgoof June 29, 2006
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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