Abbreviations of Tooheys Extra Dry. One of the best beers for getting pissed on as a teenager/any age
Person A: Oi man I just us a carton of teds
Person B: Fucking well done man
tits or boobs that are as big as human heads
Bob: "Damn dude jessica got some nice pair of teds."
James: "yeah man her boobs are as big as someone's head."
A synonym for cannabis or marijuana. An abbreviation of "Ted Nugents," this parlance aims, ineffectively, to subvert the attention of the authorities.
Often, the reason for such failure is simple: the resultant sentence becomes woefully incoherent to the untrained ear. To the trained ear, it is obviously a pseudonym for a type of drugs.
Dude! Can I get some of those teds from you?
I start to get my panties all twisted when i don't have my teds!
Broheim has some dank-ass teds.
Abbreviation for testies
A term used to describe your testicals
kicked in the teds
me teds are sweaty