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Made popular by Sheffield band The Arctic Monkeys, a "teddy picker" is a machine found at carnivals and fun-fairs, where one moves a robotic arm to pick up toys or in this case, a teddy bear.
Arctic Monkeys: Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker!
Random dumbass: Huh!??!?!
by BeautyOnFyre July 30, 2007
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an arctic monkeys song also slang for pedo
"look at that guy staring at those kids"

"omg hes such a teddypicker"
by alexi1234 August 03, 2008
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