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Masturbation, self pleasure, rubbing one out, jacking off, polishing the mayonnaise canon, beating off, shooting the love gun, spank the monkey, ext...
I was getting turned on watching Miles shower in the locker room so I had to jump in a stall for some Ted time.
by Ruta Belmont September 13, 2011