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1.
To play leap-frog and, upon leaping over someone, slam your gooch into the back of their head.
dude: "Ow! I smacked my head into you! Are you okay?"

other dude: "No! I got hit right in the gooch! You Ted butted me!"
by a blasian man September 29, 2012