tebowed your mom

The act of getting down on one knee and "tebowing" a woman's vagina

I tebowed your mom so hard last night her vagina is dilated about 2 inches

by anynomous E=mc2 September 16, 2013

Tebow Dat Hoe

To fuck a girl so hard she says Tim Tebow's name 15 times in a row. 15 refering to the number of Tebow's jersey

Dude: Im about to Tebow dat hoe
Dude: wanna get tebowed hoe?
Girl: Yep
later on that night.........
Girl: Tebow (15x)

by mike and dom January 19, 2009

Tebowed Out

Sick and Tired of the Tim Tebow worshipping..

Yeah..Tebow is a great guy and does wonderful things for charity etc....but all this hero worship of him makes me just plain TEBOWED OUT!

by Maggie55 January 12, 2012

The Tebow Bomb

Preforming a Tebow bomb is done by dropping a shot of everclear into a glass of holy water. A proper Tebow bomb is done by dropping to one knee and transitioning from drinking the bomb to the classic Tebow pose.

Buy those Catholic girls The Tebow Bomb and then maybe they can do the Tebow pose, on your dick.

by The God of the Sea January 11, 2012

A Tebow

When you are slumping with the ladies and need something to blame it on...you're pulling a Tebow slumping

Dude for the last 6 months I have been pulling a Tebow

by bellevues.finest November 4, 2009

Tebow Overdose

Too Much Tebow Talk. Either people talking good or bad about Tebow to the point that they overdose from it.

Person One: In church when we go down on one knee to pray,
we call that Genuflecting.
Person Two: No you are wrong, that is called Tebowing.
Person One: Maybe you should go to the Hospital for your Tebow Overdose.

by Poop Stain Barney January 19, 2012

Tebowed

When raping a homeless girl standing up, upon the moment of ejaculation, drive your elbow into her lower back, forcing you into a "Tebow" position as she falls to her knees.

I just Tebowed your mom behind that dumpster. You're welcome son.

OMG Becky, I was just Tebowed behind the Barnes and Nobel... and I can't find my teeth!

by DJ Tebow9000 July 12, 2013