Tebow Placebo

When you have a quarterback who is really popular with fans and people think he is a winner, but in reality he is nothing special and should be the back-up. He is allowed to play so that the fans will shut up about how they know none of their players by name, and to make games a lot more lopsided so they get a better pick in the draft and can actually draft a good quarterback.

Football Fan #1: "I am so glad they let Tim Tebow start now!"

Football Fan #2: "Enjoy it while it lasts."

Football Fan #1: "What's that suppose to mean?"

Football Fan #2: He is just a Tebow Placebo. This time next year, he will be old news, sitting on the bench yet again"

by Modest Maniac October 29, 2011

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naked tebowing

The art of pulling a naked tebow after having sex.

I nailed this chick so hard last night that she totally started naked tebowing as soon as we were done

by theman250 December 12, 2011

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tim tebowism

A rehashed joke Chuck Norris joke except with Tim Tebow as the subject so they are automatically douchey and not funny.

Saying Tim Tebow once won a game of connect four in three moves is a tim tebowism and not funny at all.

by garrettm05 December 22, 2010

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tebow farts

When you've got every reason to believe it's shit, but you thank Jesus to squeeze out a safe one at the last second.

Jimmy: Ugh,*prrt*, got me a case of Tebow farts
Bob: Gross! You might need to wipe after that one...
Jimmy: Nah, I think we're good...uh-oh...
Bob: What's wrong?
Jimmy: I think the Patriots are coming to town.

by Eddie Billy December 24, 2011

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